So this cat was laying down with his paws across my neck being cute like all cats do. Suddenly he has the urge to stretch with a force great enough to push my head back. So i called him a jerk and made moved him to the couch.

That’s when i realized…
I am married to my cat!

So this cat was laying down with his paws across my neck being cute like all cats do. Suddenly he has the urge to stretch with a force great enough to push my head back. So i called him a jerk and made moved him to the couch.

That’s when i realized…
I am married to my cat!

moriartyisaprincess:

barackobama:

feathersmcstrange:

polished-trophy-pretty-whore:

stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

sneadly:

WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF 

I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER 

AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS

IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.

IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.

I’m working on it

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So Excited

to see Terror! 

That will make up for that GWAR show i went to two weeks ago. 

eddietg:

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

^ That

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paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

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my only sunshine

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you make me happy

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when skies are gray

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you’ll never know dear

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how much i love you

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please dont take

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my sunshine away

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Childish games

Im over them

Follow me!

Follow me!

Sad

Im never on Tumblr anymore…

I’m not sad about this, I’m sad about the newest Skyrim expansion being beaten in a day and being too easy :/

foxnewsofficial:

yeah you’re cute but i’d like to see more pictures of your cat

Thats how my Instagram seems to work -.-

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A numbers kinda gal

I procrastinate my homework by cleaning. 

That’s how much I don’t read. 

In fact, my last attempt at reading got me one chapter into the hobbit and about 5 Sudoku puzzles done. 

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idreamofspd

because I post awesome pictures of life.

and my cat… who is nuts!

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Only my cat

Yesterday I tried giving my cat beer, he just wasn’t having that. Then he tried to tip over mine! and I wasn’t having that.

then he tried me again  tonight

So no shit! There I was eating a wonderful cooked cow when my cat comes up to me, sits down, and starts meowing.

SO I look at him, and go back to eating.

“Meaooowwwwwww” with his little bitch meow

I turn, look at him, and say

“Hell no, you get steak when you become a man and drink beer!”

He hops on the chair beside me, looks at my food

then hops down to eat his cat food.

Then he goes to the carpet by the door and starts bitch meowing again

So I pull out my phone to take a picture and he runs up to my chair and poses for my picture. 

After he hears the click

he gets down and runs away

MY CAT IS A WEIRDO!

tastefullyoffensive:

Cats are jerks.

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