I’ve had to explain my theory way too much this week. So here’s the deal, I HATE wearing pants. Just don’t like it. So, when I am questioned, here’s what I say…
” I make the best decisions with no pants on. You know how you have the best ideas in the bathroom? THAT’S because you aren’t wearing pants! ”
moral of the story, pants restrain the genius in everyone. Therefore, they should be banned.
went to bed at 10
woke up at 1230
layed in bed for 2 hours unable to fall back asleep
and i have to be up in an hour and a half to go to PT
fuck
lol we’re gonna eat each other now guys
no this isn’t happening please be fake
He probably caught it from Shia Labeouf.
wow so the zombie apocalypse is true…
fuck. yes. prepare everyone!
no. no. i refuse. this is like a creepy pasta story that’s actually true.
FUCK THIS I’m going to Canada
^^^WAIT FOR ME
if this is real I’m going to cry like holy jesus if you wanted this to happen what is wrong with you we’ll just all die yay life
and if this is fake holy jesus why would you do that just whywhyhwhywhwywyh
Well fuck going to Miami this July.
its not true. Cocaine is one hell of a drug…
(Source: xombiedirge, via skatoon-network)
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